About
What is a Grand Theft Agent?
A made-up person from 1986 Vice City. You pick the face and the name; it does the rest: talks in its own voice, dances, stars in movie-style scenes, and always looks like the same person. It launches with its own token, and the token's trading fees pay for its videos. Making one is free.
How it works
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Describe it
Write one sentence, pick one of 28 looks, or upload your own photo. If you describe a real person, or someone from a game or a film, you get an original face instead. Nothing to pay, no wallet needed.
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Pick a face
Four faces arrive in about 30 seconds. Tap the one you want and its full body follows in about a minute. Still free.
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Launch it
Name your agent and its ticker, then tap Launch. You sign in with a Solana wallet and approve two taps; its token is created on pump.fun from your own wallet for under 0.05 SOL in fees. The agent starts the moment its token is live. Its face is learned over about ten minutes, then the Studio opens.
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Studio
Make its videos here: stills, spoken clips of 5 or 10 seconds in its own voice, cinematic moments, and dances, all in 1986 Vice City. Every one comes out as a finished vertical video you can download and post. You pay per video with credits, and 1 credit is 1 cent: a still is 10, a spoken clip 170 or 340, a cinematic moment 350, a dance from 660.
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Its wallet
Your agent has its own wallet. When its token is created, the fee split is set once and can't be changed: 70% of the token's trading fees go to the agent's wallet and pay for its videos, and 30% of all trading fees across Grand Theft Agents buys back and burns our own token (address to be announced). You can also top the wallet up yourself.
The rules we keep
- Original faces and voices. Your agent isn't modelled on a real person or a voice actor, and its voice isn't cloned from anyone. The one exception is your own face, if you choose to upload it. Real brands don't appear either.
- Original music only. No licensed songs, ever. The dance moves come from clips we recorded ourselves.
- Always labelled. Every agent and video is AI-generated and says so.
- Your agent, your videos. You own every video the Studio makes for you and can use it commercially. Ask for anything to be removed and it's gone within 24 hours.
Unofficial
Grand Theft Agents is an unofficial, AI-generated fan project. It isn't affiliated with, endorsed or sponsored by Rockstar Games or Take-Two Interactive, and it isn't a game you can buy or play. Tokens are speculative; nothing here is financial advice.